Iron Man starts to rust, he becomes self-conscious and uses some Olay product to help rejuvenate his iron.
Captain America finds out he’s Canadian. He runs off with Wolverine to join a superhero hockey team.
Hawkeye takes an online quiz and finds out that he’s more of an eagle than a hawk.
Black widow realizes she is not a spider. Shocker.
Loki’s hair completes its slow transformation into a mullet.
Nick Fury calms the fuck down and becomes Nick Slightly-Agitated.
Hulk gets a sun burn and gets mistaken for a walking Christmas decoration.
Coulson haunts Nick Fury for drenching his trading cards with blood.
Jane kicks Thor’s ass for forgetting about her.
Pepper Potts is only 12% there.
Spiderman’s still not allowed to sit with them at lunch.